Friday, May 27, 2011

Our Long List Of Pets

So Kayli and I have had more then a dozen pets in our lifetime, all but of few are now dead. As each pet died, ran away or was given away our parents (for some odd reason) kept allowing us to get new ones. Here is our long list of pets that we have had in our lifetime, I may forget a few :)

Cats: We seem to do alot better with cats than any other animal, they tend to live the longest for us but thats probably because they have nine lives.

1st Theres was "Boston" we got him when I was maybe 5 or 6 idk but he quickly turned out to be the most evil cat to walk this earth. See when I was young I thought it was fun to play ring around the rosie with Boston by swinging him around by his front paws and letting go at the end. Turns out he didn't like that and started to come into our room while we were sleeping and trying to suffocate me by laying on my face so I couldnt breathe. He later bit Kayli in the neck like a vampire and thats when we knew the demon could no longer live with us anymore. we gave him to an elderly couple that had a farm and last we heard was that he was better there then with us.

2nd "Cream Puff" I think this was my moms cat from Utah I can't remember, all I remember was cream puff coming home one day with its nose scratched off by the other outside cats and the next thing I knew we were at the vets office and my mom told me she was going to take a long "nap", which I thought was odd since we buried it while she was taking her "nap"

3rd was "Oliver". Oliver was our favorite, we took him off the streets and he was the nicest cat we had ever known, I'd like to think that Oliver was a free spirit and that thats why he stopped coming home one day. :(

4th "Pepper". Oh pepper I have nothing good to say about you. Pepper was a kitten we found that gave Kayli and I ring worm :p those were not good times but we gave him away.

5th "Po & Tato" Our most recent cats, Po is still alive and is the most docile and patient cat I have ever met, My daughter loves to rip her fur out and she lets her.lol Tato died last year to fatness, she was probably the laziest cat I had ever known. After her death my dad didn't want Po to be lonely so they bought what they thought was a girl cat but turned out to be a boy cat to fill the void Tato left. However noone likes Max and will not miss him if something were to happen to him.lol


So ends the Cats which we had more of the any other type of animal. Here are the others

2 frogs- Kayli and I wanted to play with them outside so we took them to play in a mud puddle and as soon as they hit the water they dug into the mud and we never saw them again.

4 Hamsters- they all died mine had a heart attack and was eaten by our cat, Kayli's...well I don't know what happened to the other one but when I went to play with one of them it jumped out of its cage and ran under the oven and committed suicide by chewing on the electrical wires and frying itself.

Countless fish- Walmart fish.....Yeah they all died

2 Tortises- Turtles were my favorite animal and my friend got me two for my birthday, They literally hibernated all the time so I became bored with them pretty quick so my mom gave them to a school as class pets.

1 Hermit crab- This was Kayli's and whether she belives me or not I knew it wasn't dead before she buried it. It had shed its skin and Kayli thought it died but it hadn't but I'm sure it did after being buried alive.

1 Dog- KC was a good dog but had way too much energy for our family, we eventually had to give her away, which was sad because it took Kayli years to convince my parents to get her one.

Well I think thats it, I feel like I'm forgetting some butthey must not have been awesome enough for me to remember them. I dont plan on having any more pets in my lifetime only because my past is telling me I don't deserve them :)